something is really wrong about marriages

See how cynical people see it. Anyway, it’s like the most amazing and smart calculation i’ve ever seen.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

  • Smart man + smart woman = romance
  • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
  • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
  • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

and

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

  • Married men live longer than single men do,
  • but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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17 Comments

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17 responses to “something is really wrong about marriages

  1. edy

    hihihi lucu… lucu… πŸ˜†

  2. kakakakkakka…. a trully fact..

  3. hebat analisanya, jeng..hihihi……

  4. Eru

    Setuju! ** mengutip **

    apalagi yang

    * To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    * To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

  5. hahahahahahahahhaa…. truly funny but true πŸ˜›

  6. “A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t”.

    ( They never do,Mba.. And I’m not even married yet.. Hahaha )

  7. nairasmile

    πŸ˜†

    tapi….

    humm…. humm…..begitu ya??? *binung*

  8. cK

    wogh! saya jadi mikir kalo mo nikah… πŸ˜†

  9. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Lolz…

  10. oooww…gitu ya?? *manggut-manggut*

    belum berpengalaman dengan pernikahan, jadi ikut numpang ketawa aja πŸ˜€

  11. Hwakakakakakak…aseli, gw puas sama hasil itung-itungannya.. πŸ˜†

  12. in a way …. ehm … bener!

  13. Hwakakaka….lo dapet ini dari mana sih boooookkk ??
    Gue setuju banget tuh…

    Lam kenal lah ya…mampir dong ke rumah gue :p

  14. wah tengkiu banget bu atas comment nya.
    about crisis menjelang 30, saya dulu amazingly malah bingung soalnya kayak gak berasa apa2. Cuman menikmati orang amazed dengan umur saya 5-8thn lebih tua dari dugaan mereka … emang feels really great! Bener-bener bikin saya geli, tp seneng (teteup!).

  15. Mi Chan

    Wuakakakaka….bener bener.

    Jah…masi lama, tp bule lah di jadiin itung2an…

    πŸ™‚

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