This is the song for the ladies.
But fellas, listen closely!

You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I’m gonna fuck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute, Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s fuckin’ TEAMWORK.
What’s your favorite position?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What’s your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
And then I’m gonna love you completely,
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard

Hhhggghhh… whatta song. 😀
Is it just me, or this song is really starting to sound romantic?
Yes, yes of course I’ll marry you, Jack Black.

[on the chart : Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Marlboro Lights, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Aqua + Es Batu, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently, More Marlboro Lights]

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